Archive for the "Comedy" Category

Mom Said I Am Not Funny

There was a tragedy in my life today. My mom said that I am not funny. This made me feel so sad inside and it made me feel like I was going to cry over and over and over again all night long. I really pride myself on my mom thinking that I am funny. My mom gave birth to me. If she does not think that I am funny, that what am I supposed to do? I will just sit at home all by myself and watch comedy videos all night long. I think that is the only answer for an unfunny guy like me whose mom does not love him. That is okay, I guess. I do not think my mom is funny either. I guess that is because comedy is very, very subjective, and that is just the way life is. Seriously though, I really do not like my mom right now. That is such a mean thing to say to your little boy child. I am five years old.